Wedding Query

(SQL Style)

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom
Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20
AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH, BE, Degree, MCA, MiBA)
Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout
SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATE MyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES(’BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query: DROP HUSBAND; Commit;

End Of November Quick Update

10 comments so far

  1. felix
    #1

    Pertamax.. \:d/

    Wah gila lu nung.. High spec banget.. :))

    Koq pengen dari India sih? Curiga.. :-?

  2. Anung
    #2

    Hahahha.. ini copy paste doang banggg :))

  3. pitshu
    #3

    Anung mau married yah ?! asikkkk makan makan hahaha

  4. epi
    #4

    nung.. ga ngerti nunggg.. pake photoshop plzzz :D muhahahaha

  5. Riep
    #5

    berhubung istrinya dari India.. jadi makan2nya Kare sama roti Cane aja..

  6. Anung
    #6

    @pitshu:
    ogah.. masih kecil.. :))

    @epi:
    Wakaka.. i don’t do design :p

    @rip:
    kagak pake kare mahal.. terigu aje campur dedek :))

  7. yulia
    #7

    sapa nihhh?? Anungkah?? huehehehehhh..

  8. sakuralady
    #8

    India sih india mbo.. tapi teutep querynya bokapnya milionaire, ga ada sodara kandung,hihihi..

  9. aLdo
    #9

    “Then the wife writes the below query: DROP HUSBAND; Commit;”

    untung inget commit!, biasanya lupa commit tuh… hwkkwkwkwkwkwk…

    iseng bgt sie buat jike pke sql,,

  10. Noni
    #10

    Hi.. salam kenal ya. Love ur blog. Learnt a lot from it.

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